try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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