I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
