I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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