And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You dont lie about slip and slides
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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