Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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