sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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