Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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