You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My dick has a subreddit
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
