well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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