love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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