Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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