I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
