i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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