And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i drank out of a bidet.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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