the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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