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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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