i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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