I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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