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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?

(203): View more from Connecticut

bc i get to see you. naked.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(248): View more from Michigan

She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.

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(315): View more from New York

can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...

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(631): View more from New York

This beer is not sobering me up at all

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious

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(316): View more from Kansas

I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?

(1-316): View more from Kansas

Depends on how cute he is

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