i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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