quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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