a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
