I hate your face
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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