She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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