he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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