we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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its like you know when i get waxed
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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