fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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