butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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