I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You may now shotgun with the bride
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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