Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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