I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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