were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I met the friendliest cop last night
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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