Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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