: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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