some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
don't judge my taste in strippers
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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