Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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