let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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