i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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