508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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