Got a toothbrush?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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