ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have post one night stand depression
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
