did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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