I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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