I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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