I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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