i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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