How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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