Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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