so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
