sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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