Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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