hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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