the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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